Posted 6 years ago

literal-ghost:

jupitersaurus:

laclefdescoeurs:

The most disturbing image of the Christ Child that I’ve ever come across:

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I feel like he’s going to try and sell me a used car.

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Posted 6 years ago
Posted 6 years ago
guess i’ll break my leg just for the hell of it hahaha
a canadian with hella healthcare probably  (via garyjarman)
Posted 6 years ago
Posted 6 years ago

phoneus:

gurosuggestion:

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

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Posted 6 years ago

maurypovichofficial:

Handing me the aux cord is really nerve wracking because I have to pretend I haven’t been listening to the same 4 songs for the last six months

Posted 6 years ago
Posted 6 years ago
nalatootrill:
“ zyklon-nightmares:
“ heyitsmarionregine:
“ 90s90s90s:
“ Burger King Rugrats Watches - 1998
”
I HAD ONE!!! IT SAID, “A BABY’S GOTTA DO WHAT A BABY’S GOTTA DO” WHEN YOU PRESSED A BUTTON
”
omg yes
”
I had every watch!!!
”

nalatootrill:

zyklon-nightmares:

heyitsmarionregine:

90s90s90s:

Burger King Rugrats Watches - 1998

I HAD ONE!!! IT SAID, “A BABY’S GOTTA DO WHAT A BABY’S GOTTA DO” WHEN YOU PRESSED A BUTTON

omg yes

I had every watch!!!

Posted 6 years ago
Posted 6 years ago

gapjeans:

when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything

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Posted 6 years ago

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

Posted 6 years ago

darthbanes:

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

dlmoisttlotjidnftdsaydihbpjfastmne: Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.

Posted 6 years ago
Posted 6 years ago
did-you-kno:
“Killing spiders makes their gene pool much sneakier. If zombies attacked tomorrow and killed off the slowest, dumbest people, the human race would become faster and smarter. Therefore, if you smash a spider, you likely just got rid of...

did-you-kno:

Killing spiders makes their gene pool much sneakier. If zombies attacked tomorrow and killed off the slowest, dumbest people, the human race would become faster and smarter. Therefore, if you smash a spider, you likely just got rid of the dumbest one in your house, which allows the smarter spiders hiding in the shadows to hook up and make lots of baby spider geniuses. Source

Posted 6 years ago